Things got a little bitey.

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Evolution of Confusion



Thanks, Santa!

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Explain Explanation



Thanks, Some Guy!

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Learn to swim.

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Inspiration

I read this article and was inspired to finally invent my own sacred tradition.

I am co-opting the idea of the five symbols, but am changing the symbols. One top hat. One pair, springy jump shoes. One full bottle of mead. One pair, shuko. One fake plastic thumb.
I'd leave these items home, officer, but they are integral to my fundamental religious doctrines and whatnot.

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Still Fucked.

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If you were able to make it all the way through that, I owe you one beer.

-Chestocrates